vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

pieandsouffles:

to those people who say history isnt cool 

the biggest snowball fight in history occurred during the civil war and started out as a friendly brawl between texan and arkansan members of the army of northern virginia and then escalated to include over 9,000 soldiers

if u think that isnt the coolest shit u can fight me 

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

fagmobs:

#dale

fagmobs:

#dale