hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

deantrippe:

SHOULDN’T WEAR SHOES BRO

deantrippe:

SHOULDN’T WEAR SHOES BRO

albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining.
note to self  (via elauxe)

weedjoke420:

"SQUAAAAAADDDDDDD" i yell 2 myself

joshoween:

kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

sequel:

IT’S NOT EVEN ACTIVE

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)